Conversation at breakfast this morning....
Nathan: Mom, please tell Amelia to be quiet!
Mom: Amelia, please be quiet...you appear to be annoying your brother!
5 minutes later...
Nathan: Mom, she's doing it again!
Mom: What is she actually doing that is bugging you so badly?
Nathan: She's telling me all the things I need to tell Fr. Fred at my first confession on Saturday.
Mom: Oh...keep going Amelia! Nathan, shouldn't you be writing these down??